LOVE: ONCE YOU KNOW...

THAT EVERYONE IS EQUAL AND YOU ARE NOT GOD AND SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE NUTS, IT GETS EASY.

OK, EASIER. A BIT EASIER.

MAYBE NOT EASY, BUT...

ONCE YOU KNOW THAT SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY AND THE EASTER BUNNY AND YOUR FAIRY GODMO...wait...HER TOO?

GEEZ...

OK, IN OTHER WORDS, LIFE GETS REAL BY AGE 9 WHEN THE 'RENTS GOTTA DO THE CLEAN UP-FESS UP. THEY BEEN BULLSHITTING THE LITTLE F******
FOR YEARS AND NOW? 

TROOOOOOF TIIIIIIIIIIIIME.
Wait it gets worse.

THE KIDS GET REVENGE BY GETTING THEIR DRIVERS LICENSES AND PICKING OUT A BF
WHO IS DESTINED FOR BIG THINGS, 
IN THE BIG HOUSE...

AND WE ARE NOT
TALKING THE GOVERNOR'S 
MANSION EITHER.

SIGH. Yeh, here we go time.
BUT, YOU ONLY GO AROUND ONCE YOU KNOW, AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT...
HONEY, ONCE IS ENOUGH!

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